Clint sending a subscription of AARP to Bucky and Steve’s apartment
Natasha buying ages 50+ vitamins for them and telling them she’s only looking out for their aging health
Tony insisting that movie theaters give them a senior citizen discount
Sam making them play bingo with him
so here’s some weird Corgi mixes
- Sirius: *holding baby harry*
- Sirius: Aren't you a tiny little pup
- James: That's a baby, Padfoot
- Sirius: I know, that's what I said
- James: A human baby
you know when i die i’ll probably just be in the afterlife blogging like
"heaven has no free wi-fi? fuck this shit i’m going to hell"
how do you know hell has wifi
satan owes me several favors
straight people are so weird wtf like heres a drawing of two animals in love but one has eyelashes so you know these are Straight Animals
Just a reminder:the natural diet of these birds is BONES. Not just bone marrow; actual bone shards. They pick up huge freaking bones from carcasses and drop them onto rocks until they get spiky pieces and then they swallow them. Their stomach acid dissolves bone.
look me in the eye and tell me that’s not a fucking dragon
And they aren’t naturally red like that. That’s self-applied makeup. They find the reddest earth they can to work into their feathers as a status symbol.
And they don’t scavenge other parts of carcases, just the bones. 85-90% of their diet is exclusively bone. Hence why it’s only a myth that these birds would just pick up whole lambs and carry them off. It’s not true, but in German they’re still called Lämmergeier as a result.
Do you ever just meet one person
and at first it is awkward
then you start talking
and its like
“holy crap where have you been all my life”